Just a few of my favorite things
Dear Diary,
I hope you are well. I have been good. My knees really hurt. I find that when my knees hurt, I like to chew on things. Some of my favorite things to chew are paper, plastic bins and electrical cords. Like, the other day, Mom was working in the office and I was sleeping under the desk, when I just happened to look up and see this bit of paper from a printer paper ream just hanging over the shelf. Well, I got really curious about how it tasted, so I licked it. Then I realized it was kind of tasty, so I just chewed on the edge a little. Before I knew it, I had torn off a nice big chunk. Luckily, Mom thought it was funny, cuz I really didn't mean to get overzealous like that. Today, Dad was cleaning out boxes and throwing away paper and he gave me a WHOLE FOLDER to chew on. It was like Christmas or my birthday or something! It took me, like, 20 minutes to tear it apart. It was awesome!
I've also have a special affinity for electric cords. When I was a wee pup, I ate my Mom's vacuum cord during Sunrise Fiesta when Dad fell asleep. I liked it so much I chewed through the cord on her new one to see if it was just as good. It was a little stiff for my liking but it did have Mom's lotion on it, so well worth it. Last week I chewed up an extension cord I have been eyeing for a few months. The storm blew it down off the table and onto the porch, so I figured it was fate! It was about 6 feet long, so it lasted all afternoon. Glorious!
Then there's plastic ... Ohhhhh, I do love a good plastic container! Ziploc food storage containers are the best. They have this soft texture and the piquant of the food they held - peach pie, mac and cheese, bacon. A few weeks ago, while Mom was out of town, I got the chance to tackle the office trash can! Not only did I get to tear up all the paper and kleenex in it, but I got to completely disassemble the trash bin! It was like when humans hit a hole in one. Score! Mom was pretty mad when she got home, but she doesn't stay mad very long. She watches me like a hawk, now, though, and I am not allowed in the office by myself anymore. But it was TOTALLY WORTH IT! :-)
I love chewing stuff.
Love, Hank
I hope you are well. I have been good. My knees really hurt. I find that when my knees hurt, I like to chew on things. Some of my favorite things to chew are paper, plastic bins and electrical cords. Like, the other day, Mom was working in the office and I was sleeping under the desk, when I just happened to look up and see this bit of paper from a printer paper ream just hanging over the shelf. Well, I got really curious about how it tasted, so I licked it. Then I realized it was kind of tasty, so I just chewed on the edge a little. Before I knew it, I had torn off a nice big chunk. Luckily, Mom thought it was funny, cuz I really didn't mean to get overzealous like that. Today, Dad was cleaning out boxes and throwing away paper and he gave me a WHOLE FOLDER to chew on. It was like Christmas or my birthday or something! It took me, like, 20 minutes to tear it apart. It was awesome!
I've also have a special affinity for electric cords. When I was a wee pup, I ate my Mom's vacuum cord during Sunrise Fiesta when Dad fell asleep. I liked it so much I chewed through the cord on her new one to see if it was just as good. It was a little stiff for my liking but it did have Mom's lotion on it, so well worth it. Last week I chewed up an extension cord I have been eyeing for a few months. The storm blew it down off the table and onto the porch, so I figured it was fate! It was about 6 feet long, so it lasted all afternoon. Glorious!Then there's plastic ... Ohhhhh, I do love a good plastic container! Ziploc food storage containers are the best. They have this soft texture and the piquant of the food they held - peach pie, mac and cheese, bacon. A few weeks ago, while Mom was out of town, I got the chance to tackle the office trash can! Not only did I get to tear up all the paper and kleenex in it, but I got to completely disassemble the trash bin! It was like when humans hit a hole in one. Score! Mom was pretty mad when she got home, but she doesn't stay mad very long. She watches me like a hawk, now, though, and I am not allowed in the office by myself anymore. But it was TOTALLY WORTH IT! :-)
I love chewing stuff.
Love, Hank
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