Completely civilized

Dear Diary,


I bet you think I'm just some wild animal, but Mom's been teaching me my etiquette and table manners so that I can be accepted at the best breweries, birthday parties and festivals in the world.

Check out these niceties.  Sitting pretty.  Check.  Wait to be offered food.  Check.  Eat with a fork. Check.  Don't drool.  Check.

Pretty amazing, huh? I rock.

Love, Hank