Dog Resolutions
Dear Diary,
My mom says that humans make resolutions because they want to make themselves better. I told my mom that she was already perfect and she gave me a hug and a cookie. But even then, I meant it. Still, I thought, well, if my perfect Mom wants to make resolutions, then maybe I will too. So, here are my 2020 New Year Dog Resolutions.
1) Take a walk with my Mom every day.
2) Eat only the human food that is dropped on the floor or handed to me directly. I will work really hard to not use my adorable facial expressions or puppy dog eyes to lure my Dad into giving me his food from his plate.
3) I will not chew Mommy's slippers.*
If I do these things, I will be a better dog (but I am almost practically perfect anyway).
Love, Hank
* I reserve the right to sleep on and possibly chew on Mom's slippers if she is out of town for more than three consecutive nights.
My mom says that humans make resolutions because they want to make themselves better. I told my mom that she was already perfect and she gave me a hug and a cookie. But even then, I meant it. Still, I thought, well, if my perfect Mom wants to make resolutions, then maybe I will too. So, here are my 2020 New Year Dog Resolutions.
1) Take a walk with my Mom every day.
2) Eat only the human food that is dropped on the floor or handed to me directly. I will work really hard to not use my adorable facial expressions or puppy dog eyes to lure my Dad into giving me his food from his plate.
3) I will not chew Mommy's slippers.*
If I do these things, I will be a better dog (but I am almost practically perfect anyway).
Love, Hank
* I reserve the right to sleep on and possibly chew on Mom's slippers if she is out of town for more than three consecutive nights.
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